Actually, Dad, I’m always around. I never fucking leave the house. You told us two or three weeks ago that we would be cleaning the staircase.

And then we never did, so I went and assumed that it would never happen, because you’re a huge liar, and usally don’t do what you say you’re going to do.

And you know what’s really fucking funny? I told Derek off. He said something retarded, and I came back with ‘You’re not my fricken father.’

He shut up really fucking fast. It was actually funny, even though I’m completely pissed.

Anyway, I’m pissed off at my father right now, because he’s being an ass.

He said something, and I told him, right up front, “Sorry for having a life!” and then he yelled something else I think, but I don’t really care because I didn’t actually hear him. So yeah. He’s cleaning the stairs. I’m not going to help him. Why, you may ask? Because I don’t fucking want to. Got a problem? TOO FUCKING BAD!

So that’s it for this post. You can smnap and snarl at me later, because I really don’t care at this point.

Barack Hussein Obama; our forty fourth and FIRST GODDAMNED BLACK PRESIDENT! BIIITTCCHHHESSS~~~!!!

I don’t want to hurt her, I still do want this relationship, but I think it’s too strong…

I have a crush on my sister. I don’t like, an admiration crush… I mean, I would date her. I’m serious. I’m in love with my sister. She comes across to me as the ideal lovers; good at sport, nice, caring, sweet, funny, awesome, and smart. That’s like… everything I’ve ever wanted in a lover, but have never been able to find.

I hope she isn’t totally creeped out by this post. That would makes meh sad.

Anyway, I just needed to get this post out of my system, because its been lurking, and I mean LURKING around in my head for the LONGEST time now.

Anyway, I’m stil helplessly in loe with David Gross, but I would absolutely love to have Gina as a lover. Too bad she’s my sister. Too bad I’m underage. ::sigh::

“The best things in life are usually unseen, unnoticed, or unreachable.”

“The rest of it is candy.”

Btw, Halloween was a fucking BLASTY BLAST(OMGDANECOOK). Too bad I walked on high heels for about three hours. Now my feet and knees are killing me.

I need to go to bed…

Good night, Great Pumpkin… wait, wut? I meant, Goodnight, home-skilets.

ITS BEEN A WHOLE THREE DAYS! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!

*commits suicide*

This is getting ridiculous. I miss him more than I miss Gina. and that’s saying something. But seriously… I went a whole five days without seeing David once, and I nearly killed myself from the withdrawal symptoms.

That’s really pathetic. I need to kill myself. If I miss him after three days… gawd. If he isn’t in school tomorrow, I’m committing suicide I’ll cry.

Withdrawn NYASH!

Kimmie~

They’re really, really nice and they’re not very sleazy

And they’re cool, cause they’re fly,

Unlike you, cause you’re a white guy

And you stroll, in your nerd suites

While we stroll cause we’re cool dudes

We’re gangsters

We feed you Mac and cheesy

We’re really, really cool and we’re not very sleazy

And we’re cool, cause we’re fly,

Unlike you, cause you’re a white guy

And you stroll in your nerds suites,

While we stroll, cause we’re cool dudes!

Hey gangsters,

Please feed me Mac and cheesy

You’re really, really nice and your not very sleazy

And you’re cool, cause you’re fly

Unlike us, cause we’re white guys

And we stroll, in our nerds suites

While you stroll, cause your cool dudes.

We’re gangsters

x4

We’re nice

X8

And we feed you Mac and cheesy!

Mac and cheesy!

And we feed you Mac and cheesy!

Mac and cheesy!

And we’re fly, cause we’re cool

Yo!

X2

Natalie made this up. I don’t know where the Mac and Cheesy thing came from but… yeah. Its a gangster song… don’t flame me about the white guy comment.

Gina’s; I slapped a porn star because that bitch stole my taco and I have AMAZING boobs.

What’s yours?

pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I ran naked with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I cuddled with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - a rock star
07 - a whore
08 - a tooth brush
09 - my lover
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - Paris Hilton
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - a dog
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - a lesbian
25 - a hottie
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a french frya
28 - a bag of weed
29 - an Easter egg
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I’m good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because your gay
Grey - because I’m sexy like that
Other - because I have double D’s
Green -because I still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I’m so sexy
Tye dye- because I’m a fucking scuba diver!

Also, I didn’t get my fucking cake today, because daddy’s a fricken lameass, and couldn’t follow through with a promise if it meant the death of everyone he loved.

I’m so mad at him. Becaues HE’S too FUCKING HOOKED ON THAT STUPIUD COMPUTER JOB, I have to suffer. Where is the fairness in that? We made a DEAL RIGHT BEHIND MAMA, and he was actually going to FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT.

AND THEN HE DIDN”T.

I WANT TO KILL HIM.

Actually, at the moment, I really want to cry, but I’m trying not to, because Its not pretty when ugly losers like me cry. XP ew.

Anyway, I’m going to rp yaoi and porn with ALexandra, and hopefully, I’ll feel better by tomorrow. I’ll bitch Daddy out at Doug.

DAD YOUR NOT GOING WITH ME TO DOUG’S TOMORROW. I DON”T WANT YOU TO HEAR HOW PISSED I AM AT YOU FOR BEING AN ASS.

Thank you for your time, which I probably just WASTED TOTALLY.

DON”T FORGET TO DO THE THING AT THE TOP~ ^>^