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Sister Complex

March 3, 2010 on 11:21 am | In Stuff | 2 Comments

Dear Complete and Total Loser,

We have recently received word from an anonymous source that you have a Sister Complex. After investigating, we have discovered that you miss your sister so much that you cry, and sometimes sob, when you think about her, Regina, who isn’t home at the moment. We have also learned that you have fallen in love with your sister, and would willingly become an item with her if she would have you.

You have been diagnosed as a Type 8 Sister Complex on the Ghetto scale. In order to further research the development of such a high ranking Sister Complex, we will be facilitating you as soon as possible. We will be breaking into your house and raiding your room to find you. Please don’t hide, or we may have to resort to using your sister to draw you out. The date of our exact arrival is yet unknown, so please don’t hold your breath.

Sincerely,

The Official Sister Complex Research Facility and Society of the United States of America

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Dear Sister Complex Research Society,

Thanks for the warning, jackass.

Your Truly,

Kimberly Baker