Ex Nihilo

That Was Unprofessional

November 8, 2009 on 2:43 pm | In Awesome, Oneshots/stories | Comments Off

“So, Amy, what kind of thoughts did you have when you were… attacking this boy?”

“I was thinking… he looked like that guy who raped me when I was younger… He tied me up and hurt me… I wanted to kill him.”

“Haha! Oh, I’m sorry. That was unprofessional of me. Continue.”

“… You know, I don’t think I should be seeing you anymore.”

“Really? Why do you think that?”

“You don’t take me seriously, sir.”

“Why would you imagine that I didn’t take you seriously?”

“You just laughed at me!”

“No, that was because I thought it was funny. Not because I wasn’t taking you seriously.”

“Oh… Well, I still think…”

“Anyway, you were saying about this man who attacked you when you were younger…”

“Um… I… I have to go. Goodbye…”

“Okay, see ya’ later, Amy! Have fun.”

“What do you mean by that?!”

“I don’t know… I was just assuming that you would notice that the boy outside my office waiting for me is the same one you mauled the other day. I was hoping you’d enjoy beating the crap out of him again.”

“I am never coming back here again!”

“Okay then. Bye.”

“Goodbye!”

*End*