I Am Not The Person Who Originally Wrote This

Ok I guess this isn’t a very productive post, but I just read this on CNN:

Navy ship accidentally fires on Polish port

edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/30/poland.us.navy.shoot/index.html
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Now, the incident itself was already hilarious enough for someone reading with hetalia-lens active, but then the comments were even better. ” Good thing it wasn’t France, they would have surrendered.”
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Alfred: Shit I’m sorry
Felix: (digs out some bullets out of his thigh with a butter knife) Don’t fret it, at least it only took you two rounds to realize you’re shooting.
Ivan: yeah, took me much longer

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I didn’t write that above part at all: I found the post on a community on Livejournal. Its amazing, is it not? Felix is Poland, Alfred is America, and Ivan is Russia.

This is almost as amazing as the “Iceland Having Sex With Sweden’s Fridge” fanfic that I read earlier. Man, that was crazy… The best part was that he didn’t get caught, and then later told the Fridge that they should “Stop seeing each other”. I love people.

The Best Thing Ever

Those of you who haven’t seen Hetalia will still get it. You can probably guess who’s in that window.

Dear Dad

“Close my door” means “Close my door”

Close my door” does not mean “Leave my door open a crack.”

You are a fucking dumbass; listen when I’m talking to you. I’m pissed enough as it is; you’re stupidity is not helping. I don’t give a damn is Clyde has a problem with my door being shut. The rest of you can deal with it; I have my headphones on.