Ex Nihilo

Birthdays and wows.

September 3, 2008 on 8:32 pm | In Stuff | 2 Comments

This one is mine; I needed a homo because your gay, and I love marijuana.

Gina’s; I slapped a porn star because that bitch stole my taco and I have AMAZING boobs.

What’s yours?

pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) – I ran naked with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) – I stabbed
4 (Apr) – I killed
5 (May) – I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) – I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) – I cuddled with
9 (Sept) – I needed
10 (Oct) – I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) – I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 – the trojan man
02 – a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 – A mop
05 – Barney the dinosaur
06 – a rock star
07 – a whore
08 – a tooth brush
09 – my lover
10 – my boyfriend
11 – a glass of milk
12 – a teletubby
13 – the cookie monster
14 – a drunk
15 – a crack head
16 – a cat
17 – a bum
18 – Paris Hilton
19 – a condom
20 – a stripper
21 – a porn star
22 – a dog
23 – the kool-aid man
24 – a lesbian
25 – a hottie
26 – my ex girlfriend
27 – a french frya
28 – a bag of weed
29 – an Easter egg
30 – a bowl of cereal
31 – jezzy the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White – because that bitch stole my taco
Black – because I love marijuana
Pink – because I’m good in bed
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because your gay
Grey – because I’m sexy like that
Other – because I have double D’s
Green -because I still love him
Orange – because I smoke crack
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
blue – because I’m so sexy
Tye dye- because I’m a fucking scuba diver!

Also, I didn’t get my fucking cake today, because daddy’s a fricken lameass, and couldn’t follow through with a promise if it meant the death of everyone he loved.

I’m so mad at him. Becaues HE’S too FUCKING HOOKED ON THAT STUPIUD COMPUTER JOB, I have to suffer. Where is the fairness in that? We made a DEAL RIGHT BEHIND MAMA, and he was actually going to FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT.

AND THEN HE DIDN”T.

I WANT TO KILL HIM.

Actually, at the moment, I really want to cry, but I’m trying not to, because Its not pretty when ugly losers like me cry. XP ew.

Anyway, I’m going to rp yaoi and porn with ALexandra, and hopefully, I’ll feel better by tomorrow. I’ll bitch Daddy out at Doug.

DAD YOUR NOT GOING WITH ME TO DOUG’S TOMORROW. I DON”T WANT YOU TO HEAR HOW PISSED I AM AT YOU FOR BEING AN ASS.

Thank you for your time, which I probably just WASTED TOTALLY.

DON”T FORGET TO DO THE THING AT THE TOP~ ^>^