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God’s Disciple Vs God’s Successor to be

March 1, 2008 on 4:07 pm | In Oneshots/stories, Stuff | Comments Off

Anime: Naruto

Pairing: OroHida

Warning: NC-17, yaoi, swearing

Description: Hidan gets caught on a reconnaissance mission by none other than the notorious Orochimaru.

Notes; LOL SMUT.

HERE WE GOO!

OroHida

OroHida

God’s Disciple Vs God’s Successor to be

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He was on a reconnaissance mission. The leader, or Paine, had decided that He was to go – alone – and find out what Orochimaru was up to with the younger of the Uchiha brothers, also known as Sasuke. He did not want to be on this mission. In fact, he was thoroughly pissed off that Paine had forced hi to go. He didn’t care what the god damned snake was up to. Paine should’ve sent Itachi or Deidara. Hidan was not one for being quiet. He had actually been considering just killing off Orochimaru now. After all, Orochimaru was traitor, and they had been planning to kill him for a long time now anyways. Hidan might as well get the job over with now.

However, Even though he wanted to, Hidan knew for a fact the kind o punishment Paine would give him. Their Leader had a thing for dishing out punishment. If you were like Kisame or Zetsu, you would be tortured. If you were gorgeous like Itachi or Deidara, you would be limping for a while. Hidan remembered his first punishment clearly, and hated to replay it in his mind. Though it tended to do that anyways. He tried to keep his thoughts away from it, because Hidan didn’t like that memory. Not one bit.

It was dark out now. Hidan decided to doze. However, since Hidan couldn’t really doze, he ended up falling asleep. Never plagued with the worry that someone might kill him in his sleep, Hidan could sleep as deeply as he wanted. Kakuzu, on the other hand, was a dozer. When Kakuzu dozed, Hidan slept. When Kakuzu was done dozing, he would wake up Hidan. However, since Kakuzu wasn’t there, he couldn’t wake up Hidan. That meant that the immortal could sleep for hours and never notice, or care. So, when someone slithered up to him in the darkness, he didn’t notice.

However, when a long, wet tongue found it’s way inside his mouth and forced it’s way into his windpipe, keeping him from breathing, Hidan opened his eyes groggily, and stared into the yellow eyes of Orochimaru

“Shit.” He swore when Orochimaru pulled back his tongue, and licked his lips.

“You’re Hidan, are you not? The immortal one of the Akatsuki?” Hidan nodded, rolling his eyes.

“Yep, that’s me.” Orochimaru grinned.

“You would serve as a perfect test subject. You’d never die, so you could be used many times…” Orochimaru said with a grin. Hidan stared at him.
”Fucking… not a chance, you fuckfaced snake eater!” Hidan yelled irritably, “Get the fuckoff me!” He growled angrily. Orochimaru chuckled lightly.

“Such a tongue you have.”

“At least it doesn’t reach across the four nations and then so more like your disgusting one!” Orochimaru laughed outright.

“I’ve never tried to stretch it that long, but your probably right. Imagine the thing’s I could do with this tongue…” He said, licking his lips as the dirtiest thought entered his mind. Hidan made a disgusted face, and reached or his scythe, only to find that it was missing.

“Damnit.” He said sourly. His eyes darted around the landscape, searching hopefully for his stupid scythe. He didn’t find it, and cursed quite colorfully.

Abruptly, it came to be known to him that Orochimaru was eagerly pulling off both of their pants. Coming back to the real world, the first thing Hidan said was, “WHAT THE FUCK!?” He went to yank his pants back up, but found, to his astonishment, something was holding his hands together. Upon realizing this, a sharp pain coursed through his body. Okay, it was not something that held his wrists together. It was a kunai. A kunai that was driven deeply into the wood behind him, and thus held his hands their quite securely.

“Fuck,” He said, dragging out the word as long as he felt necessary. Orochimaru had officially managed to half undress them both, and was slowly unbuttoning Hidan’s cloak. Hidan swore some more, and tried desperately to pull his hands free, but was unable to prevail. He knew what was coming, but that didn’t mean he liked that idea of it. In fact, he hated the idea of it. He was ready to kill someone. He felt like killing fucking Kakuzu right then and there.

Penetration, though it hurt, was oddly erotic to Hidan. He didn’t like it, but it still kinda felt good. Hidan swore louder and more colorfully that he ever had in his life. Except that time with Paine.

Orochimaru left after about fifteen minutes, pulling up his pants, and cleaning himself off. He left Hidan there. Hidan, how was numb from the waist down now. Hidan, who was going to find something very sharp and simply murder Paine at god’s will.

God… Jashin. Lord Jashin. It suddenly occurred to Hidan.

Would God forgive him for this?

Hidan sighed, and tried harder than even to free his hands, but found that he couldn’t. This did not make him at all happy. It didn’t mater. From his spot, he could see pretty much everyone who came in and left the mansion. However, he was hungry. Oh well, not like he would or could die of starvation or something. Hidan, from his spot, managed to learn a lot. He had seen, several times, and heard, several times, Kabuto walk out with someone, talking about Orochimaru having to switch bodies, and take over Sasuke soon.

So that was what the fucking snake wanted.

He later ended up telling Kakuzu, who showed up about three months later. Kakuzu had been sent to pick up Hidan, because the man was supposed to be gone for only a month. Since he had been gone for three months, Paine figured something had happened to him. Hidan threatened Kakuzu that he would wake up without a cock if he told anyone about what Orochimaru had done to him.

Because he was so late, Paine ended up punishing him.

The moment Hidan left that place where punishments took place, He found a secluded place, and sent Lord Jashin several prayer, in horror that the god was angry at him.

IN mid –prayer, it started to rain.

Hidan continued to beg for forgiveness. That was, until Kakuzu told him he had better get the fuck up, or he was going to be no more than a head on a staff. He wouldn’t be able to do much converting like that.

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