Once Upon a Time There Was a Girl Named Kimmie
July 14, 2007 on 4:45 pm | In Preteen Emo Syndrome, Sisters | Comments OffOnce upon a time, Kimmie was still in school. She’s almost just started Summer Vacation! Anyway, the school year before last, (fifth or fourth grade, I supposed) sucked. Her teacher, Pam Filor, and her classroom aids, Mrs. Barger, Mrs. Groat, and Mrs.Matthews, all did a very good job ruining her life. She made her feel insecure about herself, and she quickly started to hate herself. Her mom has been trying to help her out for a long time now. But Kimmie is a pathetic lame ass loser, and she won’t do anything to try herself. Why, you may ask? Because, as I said, she’s a lame ass loser, and she’s a pathetic wimp who lost all hope before she even went up to bat again after the first strike out.
In other words, because she’s stupid.
Anyway, Kimmie went through fourth grade and passed somehow, even with her crappy attitude.
And so, we continue our story.
Kimmie recently entered seventh grade. There, in the middle of the school year somewhere, she met a boy named John, who is also in her class. Kimmie feel in love with John, but didn’t dare to say so. So she spent the school being ‘just friends’ with him. Sometime in May, John moved down to georgia.
For good.
And now Kimmie will never, ever, ever, ever see him again, because she’s too much of a retard dumbass who can’t even say, ‘I hope you’ll come back next year,’ let alone, ‘I’ll miss you.’ And thus, Kimmie sank into depression.
End of the school year! troubles should be over, right? NOPE! Not for our brave, young, stupid, heroette. Not at all, instead she found something ELSE to worry about. First, it was her repor card, but she already got that, so it’s taken care of. (NOT) No, you see, Kimmie got a 60 or something like that in Gym, and if she remembers correctly, the grade has to be a 65 or higher to pass.
Well, too bad for this moron who’s too pathetic to even (pardon my French) ATTEND FUCKING GYM CLASS!
Is that it? nope, not quite yet, but we’re getting there. Anywho, Kimmie is also worrying about her older sister, Gina, moving away to college. She worried about her sisters saftey and life. Why? Shootings, rape, assault, etc. etc.
After all we all know Kimmie’ a paranoid little loser. So yeah, Gina’s already graduated and NOW, she’s freaking out even more(ow, damnit…). Annoying!
Today, earlier this afternoon actually, Kimmie went off to visit her best friend, Pinnie, Pine, and she even met a new friend, named Tee.
They’re all pine trees, and they’re the only ones Kimmie can trust and rely on with her life. Litterally. I She almost fell out like…twelve million times.
Yeah, going off on a tangent. Anyway, Kimmie made it all the way over to Pinnie, proceeded to shred her hands and arms to ribbons in the process, got comfy, and read for about an hour and a half. Maybe two hours. I She wasn’t counting. After she decided she should head home, because she didn’t want to miss dinner, and didn’t even know what time it was. When she got their, Anyways, before that happen,
Kimmie felt guilty and really upset, because she felt it was her fault that Pinnie, Pine, and Tee ended up the way they did. Afterall, if I hadn’t climbed up there in the first place, they probably wouldn’t have had their lower branches chopped off. I could litterally FEEL the hurt emanting off them. But In order to make up for her retarded mistake, Kimmie decided she would climb up them, and give them company for as long as she could and trim their branches a bit. AKA, break off the dead crap. This didn’t make hr fell very much better.
So, after her two or so hours went by, Kimmie went back home, promising to visit Pinnie and the others again tomorrow.
She got home and showed her father the couple of cuts she’d gotten from climbing Pinnie. She still felt angry and upset with herself though. So what did she do?
I went into the kitchen and stole a knife. I tried to cut my arm open with it, but it did work, so I tried a steak knife instead. No such luck. So by now I had a whole crapload of red marks all over my arm from failed attempts to cut my arm. Why the hell was it so HARD anyway? I mean seriously, IT’S A FREAKIN’ STEAK KNIFE! It’s MADE to cut meat! And yet, somehow, itcan cut my thin flesh?
That’s fricken’ ridiculous. Can’t a girl cut herself? Sheesh.
Anyway, so I finally decided upon the bread cutting knife. That did the job nicely. I officially have a two inch long cut on my wrist! WOOT! 
It’s not bleeding(anymore) but it still felt very nice. And it still does. I enjoyed that. Correction; I NEEDED that. 
Yay! W\e. -.- Anyways, so my left arm looks ALOT worse that it actually is cause of all the failed attempts….
Wait a minute, I should probably tell you this first: The cut that bleed a bit that I made with the bread knife…yeah, I DIDN’T cut myself very deep. It’s actually very shallow. (too bad….*pokes it* ow.) So I’m not like…commiting suicide. I’m just being and emo bitch like I’ve always been and cutting myself a bit.
Next thing you know I’ll be in a mental asylum for crazy, dangerous kids who cut themselves if they can get their hands on sharp stuff.
That also know as a hospital…(no, they’re called Insane Asylums) Oh oh yeah. hehe…I knew that.
Don’t worry about the cutting bit. Sure I did it, but it doesn’t really hurt. It tingles. It’s kind horny-inducing…(WTF AM I SAYING!? RAH!)
Lol, It’s official I’m a pyscho. I suppose all those ‘psychiatrists’ and ‘mental health doctors’ or whatever back at Sidney were right all along. Maybe I DO need a day treatment thingamajiggy.
Haha yeah right. If they kept me with them for a die they’d all die from the things I talk about. Lol.
Something like this;
“So, tell us about yourself.”
“I’m crazy in a good way, not pyscho, and very funny if your not a loser with no humor, which you probably are. Also, I’m a possibly gifted Introvert with ADHD and Preteen Emo Syndrome. *cue to grin* Also, I don’t like it here. Your walls are too white. This must be your way to ensure that if someone’s insane, they won’t be getting over it and leaving any time soon. The walls sure be kinder colors. Sure, white singles niceness, or whatever the eff, but it also makes you think of a freakin’ ICE COLD WINTER.
Very inviting, if you ask me. *cue to sarcasm*”
“I see. Is there anything else?”
“Give me some chocolate………………*reluctant* please. Oh, and were’s Doug? I wanna talk to him. And Gina and Daddy and Mama and Derek too. Could you lend me a couple cages and a butterfly net? Oh, and some tranquilizer guns. *huge smile*”
“…”
“I guess that’s a no. Anyway, why don’t you go away and let be pyschotic in peace. That way, while your gone, I can find a sharp object, hurt myself, and then laugh in an obvious attempt to scare the hell out of you. Because I take such pleasure in messing with people’s heads. (big stupid, pyscho grin*”
“*disturbed*”
It’d be soooooooo*gasp* ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnny if that really happened. I’d laugh.
Wrist:Tingle tingle tingle tingle
Me:Stop tingling, dom you!*pokes it…harshly* DANGIT OWWWW!!!
Wrist:Ah loff at cho’ payne!
Me:-.-* WhatEVER!
Okay, I’m DONE now. Is Mama even HOME yet?! UGH!
Around the Web!
July 13, 2007 on 5:12 pm | In Stuff | Comments OffHere we go:
| How to make a DemonKimmie |
| Ingredients: 1 part anger 3 parts crazyiness 1 part joy |
| Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom |
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
What DemonKimmie Means |
D is for Daredevil E is for Explosive M is for Misunderstood O is for Orderly N is for Natural K is for Keen I is for Impassioned M is for Moral M is for Modern I is for Inspirational E is for Enjoyable |
Which is, very weirdly, different from the first one. o.o
What DemonKimmie Means |
D is for Dramatic E is for Extraordinary M is for Magnificent O is for Openhearted N is for Nervy K is for Kinky I is for Industrious M is for Modern M is for Mellow I is for Impressive E is for Energetic |
Quotes for the Day!
July 10, 2007 on 3:48 pm | In Stuff | Comments OffYes, I just posted, I know, but frankly, I DON’T care. ^.^ Anyhow,in THIS post, I’ve decided to backup my quotes by posting every single one of them (that I have)In this post. I might do this again, so beware. *hisses like a snake*
Teh Questions!
July 10, 2007 on 3:05 pm | In Stuff | Comments Off Lol, At some point in time I found this. Don’t remember when of course,but that doesn’t matter, right? I hope not. Anyways, It’s kinda long, but oh well. At the bottom are directions to my deviantart art homepage thing. ^.^ I hope you enjoy this post fairly muchly. Let’s do these mother fathers!
1. Well, we may as well start with the obvious one: What is your name?
DemonKimmie
2. Is that your name as it appears on your birth certificate? If not, what is/why won’t you tell?
I’ve never seen my birth certificate, so I wouldn’t know.
3. If you have any pets, what are their names?
Three cats; Baka, Millie Vanillie, and Lucky. And our retard rabbit, Autumn, whom we also call A-ho.
4. Do you have any nicknames? Do you like them? Do you know why they’re called “nicknames”?
Kimmie, Kim, DemonKim, DemonQueen, DemonKimmie, Kimbabe, Kimster, Brat, Loser, Jerk, RodentQueen, Lady Jane, Mary Jane, Miss Kimmie, Baker,
5. Do you have nicknames for any of your friends?
Yep. ‘Gnat’ or ‘Da’ Nat’
6. Do you know what you would’ve been named if you’d been the opposite sex?
Nope. Want me to ask?
7. So . . . know anyone else with your name?
Yes. But I’ve never met them.
8. What’s your name mean?
The end of the world.
9. Do you like your name? Have you ever wanted to change it?
I like my name, but I know what I’d want it to be if I had to change it. Nyx
10. If you were the opposite sex, what would you want your name to be?
Something cool and Japanese.
11. What are your parents’ names?
Mama and Daddy.
12. If you have kids, what are their names? If you don’t, what might you name them if you ever do?
Let’s see….If I had a girl her name would be Nyx or Valdis. If I had A boy, his name would be….Something cool and Japanese. Maybe Hatsuharu. Or Just Haru.
13. What is your favourite name — not necessarily character — in the Harry Potter series?
None of them.
14. Do you think names affect a person’s sex appeal?
…it depends. If their name is Mr. 8-inches-and-best-in-bed, I sure as heck should think they’re going to live up to their name.
15. What is the name of the main character of your favourite book?
Jay
16. What was your first crush’s name?
Derek Lee Stafford. (five years old, lol)
17. Do you know Buffy Summers’s middle name — without looking it up? How ’bout Willow Rosenberg’s?
Who the hell are they?
18. Have you ever named your car, or known anyone who did?
My dad named his last van Layla and his current car Imp.
And here’s another.
1. What color are your kitchen plates?
White and Blue. And other are a few other colors I con’t remember.
2. What book are you reading now?
I’m not reading ANYTHING right now. I’m typing, dipsauce.
3. Manga I’m currently reading:
Naruto
4. What is on your mouse pad?
What Mouse Pad?
5. Favorite board game?
Umm…..Clue?
6. Favorite smells?
Fresh, Homemade Sticky Buns. These are also known as Cinnamon Buns.
7. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
My yaoi story plots.
9. Least favorite color:
Anything screamingly bright and eye bleeding inducing colors.
10. How many rings until you answer the phone?
As many rings as it takes for me to get there unless someone beats me to it.
11. Future child’s name:
Nyx or Valdis. Neguto or Akito
12. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Both
13. Do you like to drive fast?
I can’t drive.
14. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
I lost mine
15. Do you like thunderstorms?
They make me laugh hysterically.
16. What was your first car?
I just told you I CAN”T drive. WHAT makes you think I’ll have a CAR?
17. What is your sign?
Killer Rodents Ahead
18. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes.
19. If you could have any job what would it be?
A Ninja
20. If you could have any color hair what would it be?
Black. With Blood red highlights.
21. Is the glass half full or half empty?
Take a measure and make sure it’s REALLY half. Also, was anyone drinking in it beforehand? Oh yeah,-
22. What is your favorite movie?
Final Fantasy VII; Advent Children…I think.
23. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
Nope. Wait,what are the right keys?
24. What’s under your bed?
All of my belongings. Almost
25. What is your favorite number?
18
26. Favorite sport to watch?
I don’t like sports
27. Your single biggest intense pain?
When I crushed my left ring finger in the part of the bathroom door where the hinges were. I went into shock…
28. Person most likely to respond?
Respond to what?
29. Person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?
I didn’t send this to anyone…But I will make others take it.
30. Ketchup or mustard?
What am I eating?
31. Hamburger or hot dog?
Both.
32. The best place you have ever been?
Mama’s womb
33. What is your screen saver?
I don’t have one.
34. What is your favorite fast food place?
That Chinese restaurant on River st. The one next to Quickway, across the street from the library.
35. What is your favorite breed of dog?
I don’t like dogs.
36. Your nicknames?
Didn’t you already ask me this?
37. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?
Yes.
38. What annoys you the most?
My little brother
39. What’s your crush’s name?
Which crush?
40. What’s your best friend’s name?
Da’ Nat
41. Which celebrity annoys you the most?
I don’t pay attention
42. What type of music do you dislike the most?
Rock, a little rap, and bit of pop….you know, the likes.
43. Okay, If you and one other person could be alone on the entire earth who’d it be?
Gina, Mama, John, or Jesse
44. Are you a righty or a lefty?
I’m a righty
45. What’s your favorite tv show?
If I were to name every anime I’d ever seen, that’d take too long.
46. If you could make-out with any cartoon character, who would it be?
All of the ones on my list of ‘to find and rape’
47. If you could say or do anything to Johnny Depp, what would you do?
Screw Johnny Depp! WHERE’S MY YAZOO!?
48. What is your favorite book(s) or author?
I have a lot. Too bad almost none of them are published!
49. If someone stole your wallet/ bag what would you do?
One; I don’t have either. Two; I’d chase that muthafigga down and beat the snickers out of him.
50. Would you/have you ever had someones name tattoo’ed on your body?
No, but I’d sure as figg love to have someone’s FACE tattooed on my body…
51. How many fingers am I holding up?
Where are you?
52. Where’s mother?
Her head is in a little black box, which is in the hands of Rufus ShinRa, Who is sitting in a little wheelchair somewhere east from here several hundred years in the future. Yazoo, Kadaj, and Loz are also looking for her, so find them and they might help you if they don’t kill you first.
53. Do you know the muffinman, if so who is he, where does he live?
I killed the muffinman when I was playing chess with him and flew into a rage.
54. Who’s your favorite pirate?
Luffy! And Shanks!
55. Who’s your favorite Ninja?
Hidan. I love hows he so bloodthirsty…
56. If you were to choose another place and period of history to live, where and when would it be?
When and where is the ninja era?
57. Ice cream or pastries?
Ice cream! It’s SUMMER!
58. If you can be born again for the same life, would you do that?
Hell no! I wanna live my OC’s life!
59. What is your favorite animal?
Me
60. What is your objective in life?
To find a warp portal leading to the anime world
61. What do you see first every morning when you wake up?
The back of me eyelids.
62. What is your computer wallpaper(background)?
A page from a Mello x Near doujin.
63. Since this is an art community, what inspires your art the most
Yaoi.
64. Do YOU iPod?
I don’t HAVE an Ipod. And BTW, Ipods SUCK.
65. Would you train a monkey for $20 dollars?
No. But if you gave me a hundred dollars I might give you a blowjob.
66. Do you ever go to church?
*Laughs and Rolls on the floor* No! Are you NUTS!? They’d be scared of me.
67. Lyk OMG am I a n00b??
I don’t know. Are you?
68. Is your mind corrupt?
Yep. |(~WE ARE THE ONE’S WHO DWELL WITHIN.~)| ~And I am Lucifer. The Devil in the flesh~ +And I am Yaoi, the Sinner in the flesh.+
69. What comes to mind when you hear “……..”?
…
70. why the hell do u reply this??
Becuz your asking.
71. Who are you?
The Devilette.
72. What’s your favourite magical creature?
Hellhounds.
73. What subculture are you in?
What’s a subculture?
74. What sex stands for?
This question is written in such a way, that I do not understand it.
75. What do u think about this…thing?
What thing? That thing? *points*
76. If someone’s about to shoot you in the head in 2 seconds, what will you do?
Move.
77. What program do you use to play your audio files?
Winamp
78. Bath or Shower?
Shower becuz the bath takes too long to fill up.
79. What music are you addicted of right now?
J-Pop
80. ….if I said *whisper whisper* …what would be your answer?
Why the hell are you whispering?
81. What could you have done with the time you wasted on this?
I could’ve died.
IF YOU READ THAT THEN YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FILL IT OUT AND POST IT SOMEWHERE. Well, okay you don’t absolutely HAVE to, but I would love you if you did. ^.^
And that’s it. Alright, First are the deviantart directions;
#1) Open your browser. If it’s already open, open a new tab.
#2) Type demonkimmie.deviantart.com in the adress bar
#3)When the page loads, look for a long green bar. When you find it, look towards the far right side of it. look for the ‘gallery’ button.
#4)When it loads, there will be a bunch of preveiws for creations I’ve done. Click on the oneyou want to see to veiw it. ^.^
And that’s that for the Deviantart directions I already gave you the quizilla.com directions so that’s that. But there are stilll more things I need to cover.
NOT.
That’sit for this post, okay? But I’m going to post again in like….three seconds. This is how I backup my files. yeah that’sright. i post them on the interenet. XD lol. The next bunch of stuff I’m going to post will be my list of QUOTES! Yay! look forward to it.
NYASH!
Kimmie~
PS; I”M EFFIN’ HUNGRY AND THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!!! *head/keyboard* ;jkgeba;igbha;hba;gbga;ba;igbav;iy hybvuvgpy;yhbv;yig
Okay I’ll stop now. 6.9
OH MY NON EXISTENT GOD
July 9, 2007 on 2:22 pm | In Rants of the Devilette, Stuff | Comments OffJEASUS (SPELT WRONG! LOL COPYRIGHT EVASION!) CHRYST! IT”S TOO HOT OMG! It’s like, two million degrees outside! I’m going to DIE! I keep asking people to accompany me to the basement, but nobody will slash can. NOT FAIR. -/.\- lol Itachi face. Anyways, things are going a bit better, except for the fact that it’s too hot. I’m currently downstairs using the Multimedia computer to write this up, because, unfortunately, it’s too hot to be upstairs. Yeah, by the way, did I ever mention that I’m on the RIGHT side of the house,were the AFTERNOON Sun is? (HOTTEST TIME OF THE EFFING DAY!!!) I HATE THIS KEY BOARD!!! The fricken’ thing doesn’t work right so I’ll have to go back and put spaces in a bunch of places! I HATE IT! I practically have to slam on the keys for it to work right. UGH!
ANYWAYS. Alrighties, I have a new kind of Zolof! whoopee! They’re bigger than they used to be, and they’re also blue. o.o BLUE. My Adderral XR used to be blue….I can’t spell.And Im too lazy to get up and check the bottle. lmao. anyways, I belive it’s been a month, but my opinion doesn’t count.I’ve been chewing my fingers even more(again) and My computer’s being a Wizard of Ozhole. It won’t let me watch Fruits Basket. 8hangs self* wait, i can’t do that. I heveth no rope. darn. oh well.
Right, what else? Oh yes, Chip and Mistofelees DIED. I have no rodents left. Phooey. Oh well, it was bound to happen. (HOW CAN YOU BE SO NONCHALENT?!)m |seriously, you’d think she’d be sad or something.| +Nah, it’s cuz of me. :)+ ~You’re all wrong.She’s used to experiencing the loss of a life. It doesn’t affect her anymore.~ +I see.+ |Alright then.| (If Haru said it, it must be true.) Oi…..
Akari: WEEE!!!!
Gina:what the crud? 8walks away passively*
Kimmmie: *shrugs and eats popcorn*
I have DIRECTIONS for YOU! (lol) but there at the bottom of the post.
Alright, anything else? Yes. I’ve been sleeping till’ like… two in the afternoon. lol./ Also, i started eating plastic for a little while. (trash bag plastic). but, after witnessing the fact that it DOESN”T digest, I decided to go back to eating my fingers.:)I made a good choice. I’m so proud of me. Uhhhhhh…..
OH! Gina’s going to take me to my meeting with Doug on Thrusday! I’m so happeh! =D oD OMG ALIEN!
Yosh! Except for the directions, that’s it.
DIRECTIONS THAT YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW CUZ I SAID SO:
#1) Open your browser
#2) In the Address Bar, type the following; quizilla.com/users/DemonAkari
#3) Wait for the page to load
#4) At the top of the page should be the following choices:
quizzes, stories, poems, polls and lyrics
Look for them.
#5) When you find the choices above, choose the ‘profile’ button.
#6) When it stops loading, look around the page. Underneath the quote and picture should be the following;
| User: | DemonAkari (2029685) |
| E-Mail: | not displayed |
| Creations: | 14* |
| Creations have been picked: | 12 times |
| Account Type: | free |
| User Since: | Fri Jul 21 16:47:17 2006 |
| Astrological Sign: | Taurus |
#7) once you find those, looks for the amount of creations they’ve made.
#8) There should be fourteen. Click on the number.
#9) When it’sdone loading, there should be a list of links (going DOWNWARDS) that start with ‘ K and A’s TALKSHOW!!!’.
#10) Startingfrom thetopone, right click on thefirstone and select ‘open in new tab’.
#11) Read it.
#12) Repeat #’s 10 and 11 for all of the Talkshows.
#13) Go back to DemonAkari’s profile. it should be on the far left side of the green bar, next to the part the says ‘Main Menu - Expand [v]’ and under her name in italics. It should say ‘ View My Profile’.
#14) Look sat the bottom of the page for her friends. There should be the following;
| Friends: | akarisan2345X, DemonKimmieX, Gina09X, Akari-san6789X |
| Friend Of: | akarisan2345, Gina09, DemonKimmie, Akari-san6789 |
Pick any of them, just NOT akarisan2345. DemonKimmie is me, Gina09 is Gina, and Akari-san6789 is Akari, aka, Emily. Of of them have really great stories, so check all of them out. ^.^ If you click on their names, you SHOULD end up at their profile. if you wish to see their home page, then look for the list of things you saw in direction #6. When you find that, goto the top one that states who the user is. and click on it.Thtwill take you to their homepage.
I”M TRYING TO GET YOU PEOPLE TO READ MY BLOODY STORIES!!!
The folloing:
quizzes, stories, poems, polls and lyrics
If you click on the one that says journal, it will take you to my jounral, which is kinda like my blog, but not nearly all the same posts. Also, much more cussin’, cuz i have a Shirlocky vocabulary. Lol.
MAKE SURE YOU GO THROUGH MY WHOLE HOME PAGE!!!! you may learn something. ^.^
I think that’s it…yes. next time i’ll give you directions to my deviantart page thing.
NYASH!
Kimmie~
P.S. SOMEONE MAKE RICKY STOP TALKING TO HIMSELF BEFORE I KILL HIM!!! *holds up sharpened eraser of a pencil*
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