Innocence with Bloody Hands

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March 9, 2007 on 10:23 pm | In Stuff |

Muaahaha I knew that would get you over here. anyway, to the REAL topic. Ahem.

THIS IS A SPOILER WARNING TO THE EXTREME FOR YOU BEFORE YOU READ ON! THE FOLLOWING IS AN INTENSE SPOILER!!! IF YOU DO NOT WISHED TO BE SPOILED WITH INFORMATION THEN SKIP TO THE VERY BOTTOM OF THIS POST FOR A LINK TO THE MANGA CHAPPIES. ALSO, PLARDON MY UNBELIEVABLY VULGAR LANGUAGE. HOPEFULLY, MOM, YOU WILL NOT COME UP TO MY ROOM IN A MATTER OF MINUTES AND TEAR ME LIMB FROM LIMB. That would make me sad. And dead. (Also, I would not clean up the mess.) |You think I will?| (Make Haru do it.) |Hey H-*dead*| (*also dead*) ~*Murderer*~ I copied this from my Quizilla thingy directly. I didn’t edit it. That’d take too long. *binks stupidly* (shes just lazy) OH SHUT! AND YOU..! WHY HAVENT YOU STARTED READING THE REAL POST YET! (EDIT IT RIGHT NOW YOUR MOM WILL HAVE YOU SKINNED ALIVE!) |She has a point…Your mama is scary.*shudders*| …Is she?*didn’t notice* i see.*shrug* Fine then. I’ll edit it.*editifys it*

HOLY SMEAGLE ON A STICK SASUKE’S GONNA KILL OROCHIMARU IN THE MANGA HOT SHMUCKLEBERRY! YES ITS TRUE I HAVE THE FRICKEN’ CHAPTER SASUKE’S GONNA KILL HIM! OROCHIMARU IS ACTUALLY A SNAKE CUZ HE EXPERIMENTED ON HIMSELF BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT OROCHIMARU’S GONNA GET PWNED BY HIS SO CALLED CONTAINER LMAO!!! W00T! Sasuke has earned an unamountable respect from me officially. Yes, I respect this person very much. Before, I thought Sasuke was a fool. But now, I respect him unlike anyone else in the world. but that doesnt matter. SASUKE’S GONNA FRICKING KILL OROCHIMARU WITH HIS OWN TWO HANDS HOLY SHMUCK DUDE! And I’ll tell you what happens cuz I am a jerk who likes spoiling everything for you. First, you see Orochimaru, who appears to be very very sick. He looks like he’s gonna cry. Anyway, Yeah, I swear to god, he has TB. Just like Kimimaro. it’s like…COUGH COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH BLOOD COMING OUT OF MOUTH COUGH WHEEZE. ANd then he gets quiet. Anyway, you start out in his bedroom. he is in bed, wearing his cute little snake shirt. No, this is not a prank. Its a black T-hirt with a snake on the back. I’m serious. *kawaii* Anyways, Kabuto is with him, and hes telling Oro that he needs medication. Then Kabuto leaves to get this so called medication. While he does that, Sasuke shows up. First, before you even see him, Sasuke makes something(dont ask waht it was) shaped like a sword but i know it isnt one go through the door and it stabs Orochimaru in the wrists, becuz Oro puts his arms in front of himself as a protective relfex thingy.. And when you SEE Orochimaru’s face as it goes through his wrist, he looks ike he gonna sob. I’m serious. Anyway, then Orochimaru says, “Who is it?” And Sasuke gets all show offy and slices the door to bits. Orochimaru still looks like he’ll cry. And then Sasu stands in the doorway with his sword on one shoulder and another thingamajig in his other hand that lookes kinda like a sword made completely of chakra. Also, his curse seal is slightly spreading. Then you get to see orochimaru’s cool king sized bed with a kanji overhead it says hebi with means snake. Then Sasuke says: “There is nothing left for you to teach me.” and Orochimaru is like, “So it comes down to this afterall…”

DONT ASK WHAT THE HETERO KABUTO IS DOING RIGHT NOW BUT YOU’D SERIOUSLY THINK HE’D NOTICE IF HIS (gay)LOVER WAS BEING ATTACKED IN HIS BEDROOM.

AHem…
Then on the next page and stuff it says, “WHY HAS SASUKE TURNED ON OROCHIMARU!?!”(Why do you think!? He’s MJ’s Anime counterpart stupid!) Then Sasuke moves his chakra sword thingy so that Orochimaru’s hands moved over so that they’re no longer directly in front of him, and Sasuke makes the sword gor right through him hands into the opposite wall.
I bet your pissed that im giving everything away.

So now there’s blood on Orochimaru’s bed, and probably on his cute snake shirt too, poor thing.

NOW IT”S TIME FOR SASUKE’S LONG SPEECH THING!!!
Sasuke says:”Orochimaru, you are weaker than me.”

Orochimaru says:”Big words from the leftover Uchiha.” (WHAT THE HERETIC! WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGET ITACHI!!!)

Okay, NOW ITS TIME FOR SASUKE’S LONG SPEECH THING!!

Sasuke Says:”There’s no point in sacrificing my body to you anymore. Hmph…If I hadn’t been so weak i never would’ve sought you out, would I? (Orochimaru’s response is:………) You wanted me because you coudn’t handle Itachi.(I’m still amazed that it took him this long to figure that out.) Right, Mister “Great Sannin Genius”? Perhaps the world at large would consider you gifted, but you’re nowhere near the level of an Uchiha. Before us, the greatest genius in the universe barely comes off as average. And from someone who carries that name, from my point of view your attempts to obtain power are so distgusting(LOOK WHOS TALKING ASPARAGUSHOLE!!!) they’re almost funny. Your attempt are pointless. Do you even have a goal anymore? You claim to be seeking the reason behind existence, yet all you do is make petty escuses for playing god with people’s lives. *There’s a flashback about Itachi telling Sasuke why he killed off their clan* You sicken me.”
AND THAT’S THE END OF SASUKE’S LONG SPEECH THINGY! Next thing you know, Sasuke leaps at Orochimaru, forcing away the sannin’s hands and drawing his sword. He goes in for the kill and….

Orochimaru opens his mouth really wide, so it looks like he’s gonna eat this sword. Then, a thingamajig comes out fo his mouth. It’s a huge really big and white snake.
Sasuke Says:”So your true body…is a scaly, white serpent? *you get to see what this snake really looks like* You wanted to take over other peoples’ lives so badly…That you experimented on your own.
Orochimaru Says:”Now you’re a pathetic shell of your former self. Come Sasuke-kun…GIVE ME YOUR BODY!”

And then Orochimaru charges, and they start fighting some more. BTW, might I mention that Orochimaru has three rows of teeth? Anyway, Sasuke dodges him and Orochimaru makes these other snakes things attack him, but Sasuke kills them.
Orochimaru Says:”Ssssssssssss!!”

Then he attacks Sasuke with a bajillion snakes again. Sasuke, then, very quickly sheaths his sword and….

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AND THEN……………He takes off his shirt.(all the fangirls scream) BTW, might I mention that I’m NOT kidding. He seriously just takes it off. The shirt comes off, the gaywad shirt that is usually hanging off him anyway, and he bypasses the snakes again. Then he switches to curse seal level two.

Sasuke says:”Though the snake dreams of soaring through the sky…he is forever doomed to crawl on his belly.

Then, he kills more of Orochimaru millions of snakes.

Sasuke Says:You’ll have your chance to fly, snake…In the talons of a hawk.

Orochimaru Says:SASUKEEEEEEEEEE!!

Then, there’s a flashback about orochimaru at his parents’ graves with Sarutobi(for those of you who dont know, Sarutobi is The Third Hokage. He’s dead now.)

Little!Oro Says:*picks up snake skin*What’s this thing?

Sarutobi:Oh, good eye! That’s a white snakes molted skin.

Little!Oro:I’ve never seen one before.

Sarutobi:heheh…Me neither. They’re extremly rare. Very hard to find.(um..duh, i should think so if theyre rare, salsadip!)

Little!Oro:How come it’s white?

Sarutobi:I don’t actually know…No one’s ever really found out. But for years, they’ve been considered a symbol of good fortune, and rebirth.

Little!Oro:Good Fortune…and rebirth…

Sarutobi:The fact that you found it by your parents grave must be a sign. Perhaps they’ve been reborn into different bodies. So that someday, when you grow up, you can see them again.

Little!Oro:When’s that gonna be?

Sarutobi:I’m afraid I don’t know that either…

Little!Oro:*smiles*

Yes people. He frickin’ SMILES. HOLY SMEAGLE PEPARRONI FLUNKING SCHOOL!
Anyway, getting to the ponit…
HOLY SHAMANONAMONKEYSBACK SASUKE KILLS OROCHIMARU! YES!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESSSSSSAAAAHHHHH!!!!*dies from lack of air*

..okay, he hasn’t yet killed Orochimaru, but he will. I just know. Either that, or Itachi will show up and do something. I guess….
MAYBE HELL RETURN TO KONOHA!?!? Or maybe he’ll stay at Suna? OR MAYBE HE’LL MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE AKATSUKI, Even though he doesnt..know..where they are…>.>

OKAY! Im done here.

NYASH!

Kimmie~

PS: THE PROMISED LINK IS RIGHT HERE. The Manga Chappies I am referring to in this post are Chappies 343 and 344., but feel free to download any others if you wish, though I don’t see why you would, because I already have them all dowloaded anyway.^.^
LINKIES: http://www.narutochuushin.com/main.php?category=multimedia&page=manga&
ENJOY DAMN YOU!