Innocence with Bloody Hands

Yeah Okay. I know how it is.

March 12, 2007 on 8:12 pm | In Stuff | No Comments

For the record of those of you who just don’t know:
(I’m am Hiaria. My words are surrounded by (’s and )’s)
|I’m am Khrai. My words are surrounded by |’s|
~I’m am Haru. My words are surrounded by ~’s~
*sniffles* WAH UGAHHH NO ONE LOVES ME!!!! *cries* (knock it off.) *stops* |*Suddenly has her own body and Chases Kimmie around with a Muffin stolen from Akari| ^Akari:UWAH NO MY MUFFIN! *Chases Khrai with a baboon’s butt*^ /Babboon:HEY!/ (*kills the baboon*) ~Be quiet all of you.~ …Good ol’ Haru. She’s so authoritive. *adirmiration* ~*Completely unaffected*~ -.- I feel ignored.
Well! I have no Idea what THAT was all about!
(What the heck, YOU TYPED IT!)
Shhh….No one knows that. >.> < .< I've beenbehaving in school! Im so happy!
|Liar.|
Shut up. Okay, I don't really care that I'm behaving in school. Far as I'm concerned, big fergalicious whoop.
^Akari:WHOOP! *waves around a weapon of mass production*^
I HAVE NO PLOT BUNNIES FOR ANY STORIES THOUGH!
|Yes you do.|
(They're just not very useful for the stories you currently are working on, and really need to finish. ^.^)
....Shut up. Both of you. Anyway, other the Plot Problem, things are going rather well.
(YAOI~~~!!!!)
Shut up Hiaria. Anyway, I'm stumped, BUT I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS JUST TO LET YOU KNOW. Oo*ish teh afraid* What I WANT to do is make another new talkshow with Akari. TT>TT But, sadly, I have no topic to go with. JUST GIVE ME A TOPIC DARNIT!!! I CANGO WITH THAT!
(To actually read the other eleven talkshows, go to http://www.quizilla.com/users/DemonAkari/stuff/)
Stop adverstizing.
(YOU TYPED THIS!!!)
SHUT UP YOU STUPID THINGYMAJIG!
|People think youre weird.|
Am I not?
*Dead silence between us and the world*
….
*A roadkill squirrel has a cardiac arrest*
…..
*A muffin dies* ^Akari:NO MY MUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *passes out from lack of air*
|….You should just turn this into a Talshow. Add some stuff to it. The prime of the subject is….
CUPCAKE DIVING!!!|
*All:*Cheer*
|INVENTED BY, I believe, DEREK!…. i think…. *cant remember**blows up a camera man*

My Login Pass is in This Post

March 9, 2007 on 10:23 pm | In Stuff | No Comments

Muaahaha I knew that would get you over here. anyway, to the REAL topic. Ahem.

THIS IS A SPOILER WARNING TO THE EXTREME FOR YOU BEFORE YOU READ ON! THE FOLLOWING IS AN INTENSE SPOILER!!! IF YOU DO NOT WISHED TO BE SPOILED WITH INFORMATION THEN SKIP TO THE VERY BOTTOM OF THIS POST FOR A LINK TO THE MANGA CHAPPIES. ALSO, PLARDON MY UNBELIEVABLY VULGAR LANGUAGE. HOPEFULLY, MOM, YOU WILL NOT COME UP TO MY ROOM IN A MATTER OF MINUTES AND TEAR ME LIMB FROM LIMB. That would make me sad. And dead. (Also, I would not clean up the mess.) |You think I will?| (Make Haru do it.) |Hey H-*dead*| (*also dead*) ~*Murderer*~ I copied this from my Quizilla thingy directly. I didn’t edit it. That’d take too long. *binks stupidly* (shes just lazy) OH SHUT! AND YOU..! WHY HAVENT YOU STARTED READING THE REAL POST YET! (EDIT IT RIGHT NOW YOUR MOM WILL HAVE YOU SKINNED ALIVE!) |She has a point…Your mama is scary.*shudders*| …Is she?*didn’t notice* i see.*shrug* Fine then. I’ll edit it.*editifys it*

HOLY SMEAGLE ON A STICK SASUKE’S GONNA KILL OROCHIMARU IN THE MANGA HOT SHMUCKLEBERRY! YES ITS TRUE I HAVE THE FRICKEN’ CHAPTER SASUKE’S GONNA KILL HIM! OROCHIMARU IS ACTUALLY A SNAKE CUZ HE EXPERIMENTED ON HIMSELF BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT OROCHIMARU’S GONNA GET PWNED BY HIS SO CALLED CONTAINER LMAO!!! W00T! Sasuke has earned an unamountable respect from me officially. Yes, I respect this person very much. Before, I thought Sasuke was a fool. But now, I respect him unlike anyone else in the world. but that doesnt matter. SASUKE’S GONNA FRICKING KILL OROCHIMARU WITH HIS OWN TWO HANDS HOLY SHMUCK DUDE! And I’ll tell you what happens cuz I am a jerk who likes spoiling everything for you. First, you see Orochimaru, who appears to be very very sick. He looks like he’s gonna cry. Anyway, Yeah, I swear to god, he has TB. Just like Kimimaro. it’s like…COUGH COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH BLOOD COMING OUT OF MOUTH COUGH WHEEZE. ANd then he gets quiet. Anyway, you start out in his bedroom. he is in bed, wearing his cute little snake shirt. No, this is not a prank. Its a black T-hirt with a snake on the back. I’m serious. *kawaii* Anyways, Kabuto is with him, and hes telling Oro that he needs medication. Then Kabuto leaves to get this so called medication. While he does that, Sasuke shows up. First, before you even see him, Sasuke makes something(dont ask waht it was) shaped like a sword but i know it isnt one go through the door and it stabs Orochimaru in the wrists, becuz Oro puts his arms in front of himself as a protective relfex thingy.. And when you SEE Orochimaru’s face as it goes through his wrist, he looks ike he gonna sob. I’m serious. Anyway, then Orochimaru says, “Who is it?” And Sasuke gets all show offy and slices the door to bits. Orochimaru still looks like he’ll cry. And then Sasu stands in the doorway with his sword on one shoulder and another thingamajig in his other hand that lookes kinda like a sword made completely of chakra. Also, his curse seal is slightly spreading. Then you get to see orochimaru’s cool king sized bed with a kanji overhead it says hebi with means snake. Then Sasuke says: “There is nothing left for you to teach me.” and Orochimaru is like, “So it comes down to this afterall…”

DONT ASK WHAT THE HETERO KABUTO IS DOING RIGHT NOW BUT YOU’D SERIOUSLY THINK HE’D NOTICE IF HIS (gay)LOVER WAS BEING ATTACKED IN HIS BEDROOM.

AHem…
Then on the next page and stuff it says, “WHY HAS SASUKE TURNED ON OROCHIMARU!?!”(Why do you think!? He’s MJ’s Anime counterpart stupid!) Then Sasuke moves his chakra sword thingy so that Orochimaru’s hands moved over so that they’re no longer directly in front of him, and Sasuke makes the sword gor right through him hands into the opposite wall.
I bet your pissed that im giving everything away.

So now there’s blood on Orochimaru’s bed, and probably on his cute snake shirt too, poor thing.

NOW IT”S TIME FOR SASUKE’S LONG SPEECH THING!!!
Sasuke says:”Orochimaru, you are weaker than me.”

Orochimaru says:”Big words from the leftover Uchiha.” (WHAT THE HERETIC! WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGET ITACHI!!!)

Okay, NOW ITS TIME FOR SASUKE’S LONG SPEECH THING!!

Sasuke Says:”There’s no point in sacrificing my body to you anymore. Hmph…If I hadn’t been so weak i never would’ve sought you out, would I? (Orochimaru’s response is:………) You wanted me because you coudn’t handle Itachi.(I’m still amazed that it took him this long to figure that out.) Right, Mister “Great Sannin Genius”? Perhaps the world at large would consider you gifted, but you’re nowhere near the level of an Uchiha. Before us, the greatest genius in the universe barely comes off as average. And from someone who carries that name, from my point of view your attempts to obtain power are so distgusting(LOOK WHOS TALKING ASPARAGUSHOLE!!!) they’re almost funny. Your attempt are pointless. Do you even have a goal anymore? You claim to be seeking the reason behind existence, yet all you do is make petty escuses for playing god with people’s lives. *There’s a flashback about Itachi telling Sasuke why he killed off their clan* You sicken me.”
AND THAT’S THE END OF SASUKE’S LONG SPEECH THINGY! Next thing you know, Sasuke leaps at Orochimaru, forcing away the sannin’s hands and drawing his sword. He goes in for the kill and….

Orochimaru opens his mouth really wide, so it looks like he’s gonna eat this sword. Then, a thingamajig comes out fo his mouth. It’s a huge really big and white snake.
Sasuke Says:”So your true body…is a scaly, white serpent? *you get to see what this snake really looks like* You wanted to take over other peoples’ lives so badly…That you experimented on your own.
Orochimaru Says:”Now you’re a pathetic shell of your former self. Come Sasuke-kun…GIVE ME YOUR BODY!”

And then Orochimaru charges, and they start fighting some more. BTW, might I mention that Orochimaru has three rows of teeth? Anyway, Sasuke dodges him and Orochimaru makes these other snakes things attack him, but Sasuke kills them.
Orochimaru Says:”Ssssssssssss!!”

Then he attacks Sasuke with a bajillion snakes again. Sasuke, then, very quickly sheaths his sword and….

….

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AND THEN……………He takes off his shirt.(all the fangirls scream) BTW, might I mention that I’m NOT kidding. He seriously just takes it off. The shirt comes off, the gaywad shirt that is usually hanging off him anyway, and he bypasses the snakes again. Then he switches to curse seal level two.

Sasuke says:”Though the snake dreams of soaring through the sky…he is forever doomed to crawl on his belly.

Then, he kills more of Orochimaru millions of snakes.

Sasuke Says:You’ll have your chance to fly, snake…In the talons of a hawk.

Orochimaru Says:SASUKEEEEEEEEEE!!

Then, there’s a flashback about orochimaru at his parents’ graves with Sarutobi(for those of you who dont know, Sarutobi is The Third Hokage. He’s dead now.)

Little!Oro Says:*picks up snake skin*What’s this thing?

Sarutobi:Oh, good eye! That’s a white snakes molted skin.

Little!Oro:I’ve never seen one before.

Sarutobi:heheh…Me neither. They’re extremly rare. Very hard to find.(um..duh, i should think so if theyre rare, salsadip!)

Little!Oro:How come it’s white?

Sarutobi:I don’t actually know…No one’s ever really found out. But for years, they’ve been considered a symbol of good fortune, and rebirth.

Little!Oro:Good Fortune…and rebirth…

Sarutobi:The fact that you found it by your parents grave must be a sign. Perhaps they’ve been reborn into different bodies. So that someday, when you grow up, you can see them again.

Little!Oro:When’s that gonna be?

Sarutobi:I’m afraid I don’t know that either…

Little!Oro:*smiles*

Yes people. He frickin’ SMILES. HOLY SMEAGLE PEPARRONI FLUNKING SCHOOL!
Anyway, getting to the ponit…
HOLY SHAMANONAMONKEYSBACK SASUKE KILLS OROCHIMARU! YES!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESSSSSSAAAAHHHHH!!!!*dies from lack of air*

..okay, he hasn’t yet killed Orochimaru, but he will. I just know. Either that, or Itachi will show up and do something. I guess….
MAYBE HELL RETURN TO KONOHA!?!? Or maybe he’ll stay at Suna? OR MAYBE HE’LL MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE AKATSUKI, Even though he doesnt..know..where they are…>.>

OKAY! Im done here.

NYASH!

Kimmie~

PS: THE PROMISED LINK IS RIGHT HERE. The Manga Chappies I am referring to in this post are Chappies 343 and 344., but feel free to download any others if you wish, though I don’t see why you would, because I already have them all dowloaded anyway.^.^
LINKIES: http://www.narutochuushin.com/main.php?category=multimedia&page=manga&
ENJOY DAMN YOU!

An Long Over Due Update

March 6, 2007 on 8:16 pm | In Stuff | No Comments

Yes, it definitely is! LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!! *dodges muffins* Stop throwing muffins at me! It’s a waste of good food! Anyway, time for me to update by putting up posts that I should have put up ages ago! This will be a long post! go get some popcorn or other forms of food, or you’ll die from starvation. o.o That would be bad. Okay, I’m gonna shut up now and get to the actual several posts in one. ^.^(P.S., Mozilla doesn’t like the word okay, and wants me to spell it as Tokay. Water the Flowers?)
First subject, Beloved By Hell, new story. Woot! THATS RIGHT! Ive a another OCful story(Here). It still needs a little(okay, alot) editing, But I already have three and a quarter chapters up! IN ONE NIGHT! I’ve already posted it, and am currently still working on the fourth chappie.(Why? so you can abandon it?) …shut up.(See. SEE?! IM ALWAYS RIGHT!) |no you’re not| (SHUT UP!) ~*Blows up everyone* Be silent.~
(PS, while your there, feel free to click the ‘more creations’ link, and read my other stories. WHen you do, don’t come to my room and skin me alive. You read, I didn’t order you to. There are warnings in the chapters of stories where there should be. So, I repeat, DONT KILL ME. Please.)

Lesson learned: Haru is a violent but emotionless person. Dot Dot Dot.

Next SUBJECT. Stupid in School! yay!
LMAO I BET YOU THOUGH THAT I WAS GOING TO POST THE VIDEO STUPID IN SCHOOL!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THOUGHT WRONG! Oh well, read on.

Jesus fricken’ I hate the boys in my classes. All of them are stupid, ugly, and annoying as all hell. There are only a couple that I actually like. NOT IN THAT WAY, DAMNIT. Anyway, so far in my I have been asked out by about four out of about nine guys. OMG. And what’s even worse is that they’re all stupid about it, and the whole ‘dating’ thing. It’s totally annoying. The first guy was Devin, I said yes, and every night for the next like…four nights, he called me. It never failed. EVERY DAMNED NIGHT. It drove me nuts, so after thinking about it, btw, Devin lives in Delhi, very far from me, who doesn’t live in Delhi, I decided that he was annoying beyond words. After thinking about it some MORE, I came to the conclusion that he was a total manwhore, and I didn’t like at him. I’m not lying, he tells everyone hes been out with like…twenty different girls.

Anyway, getting back the point, one night he called me, and my exact words were, “hey Devin, I’ve decided that I’m not going to go out a manwhore, so bye, and don’t call me again. Ever.” and I hung up just like that. So, when I got back to school(i was out for a week, becuz I was going insomniac), I found out that he was trying really hard to convince everyone in my class that he had dumped me, not vise versa. Of course, we got into alot of stupid arguments, when he would make a really sucky insult and throw it at me, and I would come back with, “Dude, Devin, you SUCK at making insults. Work on that.” And that would be the end of it, becuz he wouldn’t be able to think of anything.

But what really made me laugh, was when he would try to insult me by saying I should go out with so and so. Or he say I was flirting this person or whatever. You get the point. I would, after he would say something dumb like that, stare at him for a moment like he was stupid, which he is. Then, I would say this: “You know what Devin, I’m happy that you’re so concerned with my nonexistent love life, but you should be more concerned with your own.” BTW, I forgot to tell you, yeah he has a new girlfriend. I broke up with him, and the moment I get I find out that he has a new girlfriend. So, what else would I do? I use that to my fact to my advantage. I do the “Awwwwww, Devin got this and this from his gewlfwend! How Sweet!” ANd he would glare and me in mid laugh and make another crack at my nonexistent love life, which I would diss him out with my deadly comment that i already told you. So basically, we’re always getting into roflmao arguments, and make evil comments at eachother that we didn’t really mean. for the most part. then we’d get into trouble with the teacher. We are semi friends, and we fight alot, but we are, like I said, really good friends. That’s I am with everyone in the two classes that are semi connected.

Zac and John are my favorite two boys in both classes, one of them in each, but John sits next to me in my homeroom , which we spend alot of time in. Another thing is that me and John are alot alike, and are always causing trouble. ^.^ lmao. Oh well. Zac likes Naruto alot and is very cute(hot), and John doesn’t know of Naruto at all, but he is still alot like me. We both see everything differently than everyone else in the class, but we see it the same and the other, if that made any sense. I have a crush on them both, but neither of them will ask me out, and I wouldn’t someone out if was destiny. I’m too shy in that area. ANyway, those two are my school brothers, and i love them both. *cuddles them*

Then theres everyone else, almost all of which have asked me out through Devin, which is annoying, but Ive turned them all down. Either way, every boy in my classes, except John and Zac, are complete retards. I don’t like manwhores, cowards who cant ask me out themselves, or ugly people. DX I like peeps who have a bit in common with me, people that I can TALK to without getting confused or irritated. I also dont like clingy bastards who wont get off the phone.

You see? Already this post is very very long. As of today…I’m ill. *sad* that’s a bad thing. I think…(Wow you’re stupid.) hey shut up. |lol you’re all morons| SHUT UP KHRAI! Go back to trying to figure out who Mystery Whoever The Heck She Is is. (Jerk) |*sticks out toungs*| (Hey I bet Haru knows.) |Oi Haru, who is the mystery person?| ~Figure it out yourself.~ |*disbelief* HOW?!| ~How about you ask?~ |…| (…) … ~*silence*~

Well…seeing this post is getting way too long and I have absolutely nothing new to write, I’ll update you on everything when I remember, and stuff like that. ^.^

NYASH!
Kimmie~