My Krazy Kandies

Shadow and Cream

March 24, 2006 on 7:49 pm | In Stuff | Comments Off

Shadow the Hedgehog and Cream The Rabbit have a coversation after Shadow insults her ‘macaroni pencil holder.’ Me and Gina have gone to reciting it often. Enjoy.

Shadow: Ya’ know I’ve been put through alot of sad times in my youth. The other kids would call me names and makes fun of my height and well…skin condition. Sometimes, I would just go home, sit down in front of the tv and eat triple-nutty ice cream, all day, till I was sick, then, I would cry myself to sleep. O-o-oh God!

Cream: Wow, so what happened?

Shadow: Well, one day, as they were throwing paper balls at me, I stabbed one of the fat boys in the eye with a pencil, and used his body to menouver through the others as I pelted rocks at them, one by one. Soon after I through each and every one of their bodies off a building, and put their heads on staffs to show the world.

But that’s not the point. The point is that you made something special, and, no matter what anyone else says, you are, too. So, chin up.

That sounds like something I would do if someone got me mad enough.