Ex Nihilo

Sister Complex

Dear Complete and Total Loser,

We have recently received word from an anonymous source that you have a Sister Complex. After investigating, we have discovered that you miss your sister so much that you cry, and sometimes sob, when you think about her, Regina, who isn’t home at the moment. We have also learned that you have fallen in love with your sister, and would willingly become an item with her if she would have you.

You have been diagnosed as a Type 8 Sister Complex on the Ghetto scale. In order to further research the development of such a high ranking Sister Complex, we will be facilitating you as soon as possible. We will be breaking into your house and raiding your room to find you. Please don’t hide, or we may have to resort to using your sister to draw you out. The date of our exact arrival is yet unknown, so please don’t hold your breath.

Sincerely,

The Official Sister Complex Research Facility and Society of the United States of America

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Dear Sister Complex Research Society,

Thanks for the warning, jackass.

Your Truly,

Kimberly Baker

Dangerous

I’m in danger of falling in love with David again.

Damn! Too late! Already fell.

I suppose I realized this when he started dating Lauren. I had a feeling of jealousy that pit itself in my stomach, and I suppose its only recently that I’ve actually started flirting interacting with him, and equally recently that I’ve started to want him back.

I’m pathetic.

Well, I can’t help liking someone, so… Too bad he’s not single.

We Are The World

In 1985, Michael Jackson arranged a bunch of artists to sing a song to Africa. I don’t know why, but I assume that something happened and they needed support.

…
This year, in 2010, there was an earthquake in Haiti. Michael was unable to arrange the artists this time around, since he’s long since dead, but in his memory and to help support Haiti, they did the same song again, with artists from me and Gina’s era. my god, its amazing. Especially the rap part.

Look Mom! No Hair!

I got a hair cut today. Here’s the before picture. As you can see I have rather long hair.

And here’s the after Pictures. As you can see, I have no hair.

It’s awesome!!!

Okay, one more, side view!

It was really cool to finally get my hair cut. I’m actually sick right now, but I forced myself to attend school, because I really wanted this cut. And it came out really good! Mr. Bacon likes it too. Also, according to I think Jane or Ms. Monahan (don’t remember, even though it was today) told me that it makes me look a bit older. The women in the cosmetology lab also told me that the cut really fits my face well, so I’m happy.

Plus, Mr. Bacon likes it.

Lying Is a Sin

Tobias: *bursts through the front door with this really pissed off look on his face*

Spencer: …

Tobias: What are you lookin’ at, boy?

Spencer: *looks away* *watches him put wood on the fire that is burning fish hearts and livers* You’re not Raphael…

Tobias: Do I look like Raphael?

Spencer: *Long silence* Thank you for burning those… You’re keeping us safe.

Tobias: … Don’t try to trick me.

Spencer: I would never try to trick you.

Tobias: You’re a liar.

Spencer: I’m not a liar…

Tobias: Lying is a sin.

Spencer: I’m not a liar!

Tobias: This would all be over quickly if you’d just confess your sins.

Spencer: I’m not a sinner.

*Tobias is angrily taking off Spencer’s shoes and socks*

Spencer: Th-the lord sp-spake up to Moses; speak unto all the… the congregation of the children of the lord, and tell them; “Ye shall be holy, for I the lord, your God, am holy.”

Tobias: You know Leviticus.

Spencer: I know every word of the bible. I can recite it for you.

Tobias: … Devil can read too.

Spencer: I’m not a Devil. I’m a man, my name is Spencer Reid, and I have a mother and a father just like you, and they taught me the bible! L-let me just… let me just recite the bible, can I just…

Tobias: It’s time to confess Spencer Reid. *hold up this stick/board thing and prepares to beat Spencer’s foot with it*

Spencer: … *makes a face that would go well with a whimper and squirms*

Tobias: *hits him on the bottom of his foot with the board/log*

Spencer: *YELPS*

Tobias: Confess!

Spencer: *strained* I don’t have anything to confess… *YELPS again as he is hit again*

…

I find it rather fail that I have that ENTIRE FUCKING SCENE MEMORIZED. I kinda hate myself right now. FAIL! I know this scene from start to finish. I know a lot of the details, I have the lines memorized… Yea, I need a life.